Sergeant Johnson was better."Men, we led those dumb bugs out here to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled into somethin' they're so hot for, that they're SCRAMBLING over each other to get it! Well I don't care if it's God's own anti-sonuvabitch machine, or a giant hula hoop; we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I RIGHT, Marines?!"
Kinda hard to top that.
Don't forget his speech on heroic "Men, here's where we show those split-chin
, squid-head, sons of btchs that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human
race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?"