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John 117 "Boo!"

Lol that always cracks me up.
Dear Humanity... We regret being alien -Yoinks!-. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy--Yoink- fleet! -Johnson

Get up so I can kill you again! -Johnson

That, or you can hide behind me! -Johnson

Pretty much almost everything that comes out of Johnson's mouth...

"We'll make it." "We'll be fine." - master chief

"Sir, finishing this fight." - master chief
cripto5555 wrote:
"Don't make a girl a promise you know you can't keep."
-Cortana
thats not even the quote
"To give the covenant back their bomb" -S-117
"ARROGANT CREATURES! YOUR DEATHS WILL BE INSTANTANEOUS! WHILE WE SHALL SUFFER PROGESS OF INFINITUDE!" - And any other gravemind quote
"Mhmm. Damn right I am." -Johnson
and more I will put in if I think of them.
"Dinosaurs used to live here, now they're gone" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Hey! You can sit on my lap if you like..." -Halo 3 Marine.
"Where you been? Taking a leak? Ca'mon let's play!" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Somebody needed to take a squirt. Let's go we got things to shoot" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Chief, come stand in front of me!"-Halo 3 Marine.
"That was amazing! And I only peed myself a little" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Put down that jelly doughnut!" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Ow! my freaking butt cheek" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Oi! We got a ghost! And it's not even Halloween!" -Halo 3 Marine.
"No milk coming out of these so look away" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Alright its me, I know, you love me and my movies, ca'mon, lets play the game" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Hey! These things go boom boom, careful" -Halo 3 Marine.
"I know this is a great game but don't you think its time you changed your underpants?" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Why don't you just stick this in my -Yoink-?" -Halo 3 Marine.
"Oh, I know what the ladies like..." Epic xD
phrases Marines halo 2 are the best xD
"We are green, and very, very, mean!!!"
One of my favorites is actually something new from H2A. I know this isn't exact but basically,

"In my day we didn't have no fancy shmansy tanks, we had sticks and a rock for the whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!"

-Avery Johnson
I second this. But also, "Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little".
Make me a sandwich - Elite Minor
"Time to finish the fight! Or start it? Or begin the end of the start of the...I need to lie down"
(found it online, help idk who says this)
"Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy"

My new favorite because I used that line on my gf today xD
"If they came to hear me beg, they will be dissapointed?"

The arbiter
"Tank beats everything."
"Bad! BAD CYBORG!" - Grunt
Elite- "shipmaster they outnumber us 3 to 1"
Shipmaster-"Then it is an even fight"
Halo 3
"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--Yoink- machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!"
Sgt Johnson Pillar of Autumn Speech (Legendary Difficulty)
I guess one marine saying "Swing, batta, batta, batta. Batta, batta. Swing!" "Look at them fly!" "Move along, people. Nothing to see. Move along, nothing to see."
There was also the one I saw in that video "funniest Halo Quotes" where the Chief gave the marine the sniper rifle and he was like "this is the nicest thing you've ever done for me!" And then the Chief takes the sniper rifle back and the marine said "ahem, with respect sir. You suck!"
He's going to kill us all!

-grunt in Halo CE
"I need a weapon."
-Chief
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