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Season 1: The Palmer Album

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not bad.
It wasn't really a song. Just saying as it all was Palmer.
The Final Palmer:
We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To Earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final Palmer
The final Palmer
Oh
We're heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us (seen us)
And welcome us all, yeah
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final Palmer
The final Palmer
The final Palmer
The final Palmer
Oh
The final Palmer, oh
It's the final Palmer
The final Palmer
The final Palmer
The final Palmer
Oh
It's the final Palmer
We're leaving together
The final count down
We'll all miss her so
It's the final Palmer
It's the final Palmer
Oh
It's the final Palmer, yeah

I'll do a little more work on it once I'm: A) not on mobile; and B) not sitting on this weird boundary of being awake and asleep.
Symphony of the Commander (Symphony of the Devil)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a woman of reqs and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste
And I was 'round when Master Chief
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around New Mombasa
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Elite and his brothers
Ruthless screamed in vain
I rode a Scorpion
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I watched with glee
While your Prophets and Arbiters
Fought for 30 years
For the gods they made
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I shouted out,
Who killed the Marines?
When after all
It was you and me
(Who who, who who)
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a woman of reqs and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Earth
(Woo woo, who who)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(Who who, who who)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(Woo woo, who who)
Just as every MP is a criminal
And all the Heresy saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Palmer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(Who who, who who)
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(Woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
(Woo woo, woo woo)
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(Woo woo)
Tell me Spartan, what's my name
Tell me Marine, can ya guess my name
Tell me Elite, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Oh, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who [x2]
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, Brute, what's my name
Tell me, Didact, what's my name
Woo, who, who [x6]
Oh, yeah
Woo woo [x2]
Palmer’s Spaghetti (Mom’s Spaghetti/Lose Yourself - Eminem)
Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every enemy core you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Her palms are spaghetti, core’s weak, arms spaghetti
There's an enemy core on her spaghetti already: Palmer's spaghetti
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but Palmer keeps on spaghetti
What she wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
Palmer opens her mouth but spaghetti won't come out
Palmer's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The enemy core’s health run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes Warden Eternal
Oh - there goes our core, she choked
Palmer’s so mad, but she won't
Give up spaghetti nope, she won't have it
She knows we can still destroy the enemy core, her whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, she's dope
She knows that, but she's spaghetti
Palmer's so stagnant, she knows
When she goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
Palmer better go capture this Monument and hope it don't pass her
You better lose yourself in
Palmer’s Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow up the enemy core
This game comes once in a lifetime.
(x2)
A song based on the duck song

A Palmer walked up to a req stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any BR's?
The man said no we just sell scout warthogs. It’s quick and its fast and it’s all home made. Can I sell you a hog? Palmer said “I’ll pass”.
Then she Spartan charged away. Till the very next day.

When the Palmer walked up to the req stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any snipers?
The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell scout warthogs okay?
Why not give it a try? Palmer said Goodbye.
Then she Spartan charged away. She charged away. She charged away
Till the very next day.

When the Palmer walked up to the req stand
And she said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any boosts?
The man said look, this is getting old. Hogs is all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? Palmer said “No.”
Then she Spartan charged away. She charged away. She charged away
Till the very next day.

When the Palmer walked up to the req stand
And she said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any camo?
The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,Palmer, I’ll glue you to a Banshee and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! Palmer said Adios.
Then she Spartan charged away. She charged away. She charged away
Till the very next day.

When the palmer walked up to the req stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?
What?
You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!
Then one more question for you:
Got any weapons?
And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on palmer, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some so you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store and the man bought some saws. He offered one to the Spartan and Palmer said “No thanks”.
“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… scout warthogs?”
Then she Spartan charged away. She charged away. She charged away.
I'll go for two in one post because this thread is back.
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I suppose they don't have much to do with Palmer, though... whatever.
I'll go for two in one post because this thread is back.
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I suppose they don't have much to do with Palmer, though... whatever.
Oh my god these are great. Maybe switch out "banana peel" for "white scar", as the cluster shot only goes off when you step on it? I dunno, just a thought. Definitely switch out the " 'nade" for "plasma 'nade", as it makes much more sense with the next line considering they stick to you.
What is this forum post. Songs about Spartan Palmer. A character that many people don't even like
Omar O88 wrote:
What is this forum post. Songs about Spartan Palmer. A character that many people don't even like
Yes, a way to make her better by making songs to make fun of her. So less talking and more song writing.
Ok but im not that good at making songs
Omar O88 wrote:
Ok but im not that good at making songs
It doesnt matter, as long you make a good decent song I would gladly accept it.
I forgot this was in existence
Spartan (remix of Scatman by Scatman John)

I'm the Spartan

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Spartan)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Everybody charges one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let no one charge your back
If the Spartan can do it, so can you

Everybody's sayin' that the Spartan charges
But doesn't ever charge when he camps
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the charging and the camping is the same thing to you

I'm the Spartan
Where's the Spartan?
I'm the Spartan

Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

Everybody charges one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let no one charge your back
If the Spartan can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Spartan

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Yeah, I'm the Spartan
Where's the Spartan?
I'm the Spartan, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody

I'm the Spartan, camp along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Spartan

Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
I'm the Scatman
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope

Everybody charges one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let no one charge your back
If the Spartan can do it, so can you

I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of camp
Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born

I'm the Spartan

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Yeah, I'm the Spartan!
Where's the Spartan?
I'm the Spartan, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody

I'm the Spartan, camp along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah!

I'm the Spartan!

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Spartan)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Yeah, I'm the Spartan

Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
I'm the Spartan
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
(Yeah, I'm the Spartan)
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
(Camp along with me)
Bop ba bodda bope
(It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
Be bop ba bodda bope
*sigh* I see now that the community has gone astray in my absence.. I shall now attempt to lead ye sheep back to the light.
I Am Spartan
Based upon I Am Machine by
Three Days Grace
Link to original song

Here’s to being Spartan, all the nades and gunnin’
There’s beauty in the banshee, purples a pretty color.
I wish I knew what it was like, to punch Del Rio in the mug.
I wish I knew what it was like, to find a much better gun but,
I am Spartan, I never sleep, I keep my eyes wide open
I Am Spartan a part of me wishes I could just nade somethin’
I Am Spartan I never sleep till I kill some covies
I Am Spartan a part of me wishes MCC wasn’t broken.
Here’s to being Spartan, taking sprint for granted
The highs and lows of warzone, to getting better reqs in.
I wish I knew what it was like, to care about the Palmer song.
I wish someone could help me find, find a place this nade belongs but,
I Am Spartan, I never sleep, I keep my eyes wide open.
I Am Spartan a part of me wishes I could just nade somethin’
I Am Spartan I never sleep till I kill some covies
I Am Spartan a part of me wishes MCC wasn’t broken.
Was it supposed to be a game?
Cortana back is really lame!
No one likes what she is becoming, wish I could just kill something..
I Am Spartan, I never sleep, I keep my eyes wide open.
I Am Spartan a part of me wishes I could just nade somethin’
I Am Spartan I never sleep till I kill some covies
I Am Spartan a part of me wishes MCC wasn’t broken.
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