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Name: Steven
Service #: S-036
Unit: Spartan-II commando of the UNSC Navy's Special Weapons division
Primary Military Specialization: Team leader/demolition expert/Grenadier/Infiltration/Reconnaissance/Close Quarters Combat
Enlistment Date: classified
Location: classified
Gender: Male
Birthplace: classified
Birth Date: classified
Performance: He was loud and flashy in combat with aggression, which inevitably drew attention to his actions during combat. He wanted to prove to everyone (as well as himself) that he was not afraid of the enemy nor was he afraid of doing whatever was necessary to win this war. This proved that he was brave and exceptionally lucky. He's very skilled in heavy weapons and explosives. Incredibly experienced close-quarters combatant and has gained a reputation for preferring a knife in many combat scenarios. Exceptionally skilled marksman and is capable of adapting to most UNSC and alien weapons. While he was not devoid of a sense of humor. He often makes dry remarks about the situation in hand. Exceptional leader, he'll never leave a man behind and will risk his life to do so.
NOTES:Spartan's choice of equipment: Typically wielded an M45 Tactical Shotgun and occasionally used a Rail gun or M319 Individual Grenade Launcher. He's exceptional skilled using longer range weapons such as the BR or DMR and brings them if the situation requires range. He'll bring frags as well as EMP grenades.He choice of armor abilities is usually armor lock, drop shield or hardlight shields. He's capable of carrying more than one armor ability with his gen2 mjolnir.

Some of your Spartans previous engagements: Battle for Reach, Battle of harvest,Battle for Earth, Battle of Installation 00, Battle for Requiem, Battle of the Ark, miscellaneous other operations near the end of the Human-Covenant war, as well as operations against various insurrection forces.

Current Operation: Classified

Notable Relations: Had the deadly precision of a Spartan-II but maintaining the ability to easy form human connection to motivate people and be there for them mentally at times. He has bonded with most Spartan-IIs(some IIIs) as well and loyal to his friends as well as allies once trusted. His trust isn't the easiest to maintain.
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No, also which armor looks better, hoplite or enforcer?
Hoplite: https://www.halopedia.org/HOPLITE-class_Mjolnir
Enforcer: https://www.halopedia.org/ENFORCER-class_Mjolnir
Name: Steven
Service #: S-036
Unit: Spartan-II commando of the UNSC Navy's Special Weapons division
Primary Military Specialization: Team leader/demolition expert/Grenadier/Infiltration/Reconnaissance/Close Quarters Combat
Enlistment Date: classified
Location: classified
Gender: Male
Birthplace: classified
Birth Date: classified
Performance: He was loud and flashy in combat with aggression, which inevitably drew attention to his actions during combat. He wanted to prove to everyone (as well as himself) that he was not afraid of the enemy nor was he afraid of doing whatever was necessary to win this war. This proved that he was brave and exceptionally lucky. He's very skilled in heavy weapons and explosives. Incredibly experienced close-quarters combatant and has gained a reputation for preferring a knife in many combat scenarios. Exceptionally skilled marksman and is capable of adapting to most UNSC and alien weapons. While he was not devoid of a sense of humor. He often makes dry remarks about the situation in hand. Exceptional leader, he'll never leave a man behind and will risk his life to do so.
NOTES:Spartan's choice of equipment: Typically wielded an M45 Tactical Shotgun and occasionally used a Rail gun or M319 Individual Grenade Launcher. He's exceptional skilled using longer range weapons such as the BR or DMR and brings them if the situation requires range. He'll bring frags as well as EMP grenades.He choice of armor abilities is usually armor lock, drop shield or hardlight shields. He's capable of carrying more than one armor ability with his gen2 mjolnir.

Some of your Spartans previous engagements: Battle for Reach, Battle of harvest,Battle for Earth, Battle of Installation 00, Battle for Requiem, Battle of the Ark, miscellaneous other operations near the end of the Human-Covenant war, as well as operations against various insurrection forces.

Current Operation: Classified

Notable Relations: Had the deadly precision of a Spartan-II but maintaining the ability to easy form human connection to motivate people and be there for them mentally at times. He has bonded with most Spartan-IIs(some IIIs) as well and loyal to his friends as well as allies once trusted. His trust isn't the easiest to maintain.
RvB
No, also which armor looks better, hoplite or enforcer?
Hoplite: https://www.halopedia.org/HOPLITE-class_Mjolnir
Enforcer: https://www.halopedia.org/ENFORCER-class_Mjolnir
Enforcer
Name: Glitch
Service #: S-267
Unit: Special Ops
Primary Military Specialization: Recon, stealth, covert and special ops.
Enlistment Date: Unknown
Location: Unknown
Gender: Male
Birthplace: Unknown
Birth Date: March 23 2354
Performance: Extremely skilled at workings of stealth. Infiltration, covert, reconnaissance, and special ops are strong points. Weaker points are assault, demolitions, and ambushing. Loves to toy with enemies. Extremely quiet and calm in hazardous situations. Very good at sniping. Being the fact of skillful covert work, Glitch is usually placed behind enemy lines for up-close recon. Glitch is classified as a Spartan IV Spec Ops Leader.
Comments: Silent, stealthy, and all around a lethal fighting force. Makes the enemies look bad.
NOTES: Pretty much an assassin for hire.
Spartan's choice of equipment: Silenced MA5B Assault Rifle, Tactical Magnum, 2 M9 HH DP Fragmentation Grenades, Active Camo Armor Ability. Extremely adaptable to Covenant and Promethean weaponry.
Some of your Spartans previous engagements: Flood, Covenant, Forerunner, human insurrectionist forces.
Current Operation: Unknown
Notable Relations: Unknown
Service Commendations: Pinpiont, Sniper, Ghost, Assassin, Mercenary, Marksman, Assault
UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: Unknown
Letters of recommendation from previous commanders: "Glitch is extremely good at sniping, he deserves a better reputation." "The kid is silent, hardly noticeable. It's a wonder no Covies resign after dealing with him!" "I've never seen a soldier like him toy with the enemies. He would throw rocks at them just to see them jump!"
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Name: Linda
Service number: 058
Unit: NavSpecWarCOM/NavSpecWep SPARTAN-II Blue Team
(P)MOS: [CLASSFIED]Enlistment Date: 2517
Location: Onyx Shield World
Gender:F
Birthplace: [CLASSFIED]Birth Date: 2511

Performance:
S058 is an exceptional sniper. A lone wolf, she dosen't speak a lot more than her targets on the scope.

Comments:

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This is Spartan Linda. DECRYPTED!
Name: "Railgun" Keith
Service #: J-62Z
Unit: Works Alone
Primary Military Specialization: Demolitions
Enlistment Date: CLASSIFIED
Location: CLASSIFIED
Gender: CLASSIFIED
Birthplace: CLASSIFIED
Birth Date: CLASSIFIED
Performance: Deadly and precise with a Sniper Rifle, downright destructive with a Grenade Launcher. Commander Keith "Railgun" has seen more messed-up action than any soldier ever dreamed of seeing. Yes, i know it sounds stupid, but Keith appears to have some trace symptoms of PTSD. Although nobody really knows if it's true, because Keith mostly refuses to speak due to a neck injury.. However, he isn't afraid to pick up a demo charge or two and wreck havok onto an Insurrectionist cargo ship. His years on the battlefield combined with his creativity and precision makes Keith a likely pick for any high-priority suicide mission. Rating: CLASSIFIED

Comments: None at the moment.
NOTES: J-62Z actually spells Jazz.

Spartan's choice of equipment:
Demo Charges
Sniper Rifle (Once in a while)
Custom Grenade Launcher
Dual SMGs

Armor Ability: Jetpack, Evade (During Battle of Reach)

Some of your Spartans previous engagements: More than you
Current Operation: Operation 1997, Earth Engagement
Notable Relations: More than you
Service Commendations: More than you
UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: More than you
Letters of recommendation from previous commanders: More than you
Sorry if i had some really bad writing here, i suck at stories and that stuff. And Keith himself is just my Halo Reach character. (Who is actually a Grade 3 Warrent Officer)
Name: Anthony
Service #: A07
Unit: Spartan III
Primary Military Specialization: Head hunter/Sniper
Enlistment Date: CLASSIFIED
Location: CLASSIFIED
Gender: M
Birthplace: New Harmony
Birth Date: CLASSIFIED
Performance: Anthony passed all written and Combat tests with flying colors. Since his graduation into the Spartan III program he has successfully completed three hundred and fourteen missions, and one failure. He lost his entire squad on Reach, Austin A04 MIA, Zachary A12 MIA, Penny B39 MIA, and Samantha A125 MIA. Since his failure at Reach he has been in a daze, completing mission after mission with out much of a thought. He shows an unhealthy amount of aggression towards all covenant races.
Comments: Anthony does not seem to talk about Reach or even acknowledge the fact. He has been put in for multiple physch evaluations a
nd has passed them all to the disbelief his commanding officers(it is believed that he outsmarts the psychologists but further evidence needed)
NOTES: This is based of a character from my 6 part fanfiction i wrote back in 2010 originally a spartan IV before 343 announced theirs, ive made changes since then and have altered this character
Spartan's choice of equipment: Battle rifle any variant, Designated marksmen rifle any variant, Sniper rifle adjustments made to the assignment, and Sub machine gun for close quarter encounters
Some of your Spartans previous engagements: Reach, Earth, CLASSIFIED, CLASSIFIED, CLASSIFIED, CLASSIFIED
Current Operation: CLASSIFIED
Name: James Ross Holden
Service Number: S-1907
Unit: ONI Strategic Response Unit (SRU)
Primary Military Specialty: Strategic/Technological Officer
Enlistment Date: May 17th, 2551
Location: CLASSIFIED
Gender: Male
Birthplace: New Mombasa, Earth
Birth Date: April 30th, 2531
Performance: Spartan Holden (S-1907) has increased in effectiveness exponentially over his career. His meticulously sharpened mind combined with his increased physical abilities make him the ideal soldier. His methods are a perfect mix of traditional, by the book, strategies and a few of his own effective additions. He is currently under review to be classified as 'Hyper Lethal'.
-Admiral Adam Carlson, ONI
Notes:
Spartan Holden began his military career as a marine in the elite crack team Zero Squad before fighting with Charlie Company on REACH soon before he was evacuated from the planet to an ONI facility on Earth. The rest is all black ink...
If you are considering trusting this man be warned he is very smart... if you think you are manipulating him it's most likely the other way around.I think he could kill you with a pinky...
He is a genius and I've never seen anyone more effective at using technology that they have never touched before.
-Lt. Louis Morris, UNSC Command
Choice of Equipment: DMR, Battle Riffle, Tactical Eyepiece, Aviator Helmet, Recon Armor
Previous Engagements: The Battle of REACH, CLASSIFIED, CLASSIFIED, The Battle of New Mombassa, CLASSIFIED, Battle of Fumirole, CLASSIFIED, CLASSIFIED, CLASSIFIED
Current Operation: CLASSIFIED
Notable Relations: Dr. Kathrine Halsey, Captain Lesley, Roland, Agent Locke.
Service Commendations: CLASSIFIED
Years of active duty: 3 years as a marine, 6 years in the Spartan 4 project.
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Name : [REDACTED]
Service Number : S-033
Unit : [CLASSIFIED]
MOS : Medical Specialist, Engineering Specialist
Enlistment Date : [CLASSIFIED]
Location : Last seen // REACH
Gender : M
Birthplace : Carrow
Birth Date : November 8, 2511
Armor : Mjolnir MK: 4, Mjolnir MK: 5
Performance:
S-033 Was an exceptional Medic in combat and had an outstanding knowledge of UNSC technology and experimental weaponry. He was mainly needed for reconnaissance operations, relief missions.
Mission Briefing:
[REDACTED] Team leader was killed on a Covenant prison ship. He was captured for a week and tortured, he held off and killed 78 Brutes, an entire Grunt strike force and 37 Jackals. He was killed by the captain of the ship, an unidentifiable Brute Chieftain. A strike force compiling two specialized ODST squads and [REDACTED] Team were on the way to rescue him. When they boarded, S-033 spotted the Brute Chieftain heading for the bridge and chased after him. The brute turned and swung his hammer twice, S-033 dodged both attacks and pulled out his MA37 Assault rifle, he emptied the magazine and pulled out his knife, he stabbed the Chieftain 4 times in the stomach, he dodged another attack by the hammer and leaped into his neck to stab him twice. Once S-033 killed the Chieftain, he headed for the Arena and found his leader dead on the floor, he saw the last of the Covenant and went comms silent for a straight 10 minutes. When the rest of the strike force arrived, they saw him covered in blood of Brutes, Grunts and Jackals, He was sitting on a rock counting how many he killed. The real body count was never counted as the ship was set on a self-destruction timer, the strike force sprinted to their boarding pelicans, leaving [REDACTED] body. Their ship was called back to Reach, he was last seen by ODST's who were evacuated from the planet. They described him as "The sacrifice we needed." The rest of his team are MIA to this day.
Choice of Equipment :
  • MA37 Individual Combat Weapon System (MA37 ICWS)
  • M319 Individual Grenade Launcher
  • BR55 Heavy Barrel Service Rifle (BR55HB SR)
  • Dropshield
  • Type 25 Directed Energy Rifle
  • M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade
Previous Battles:
  • Battle of Chi Ceti
  • Battle of Sigma Octanus IV
  • Harvest Skirmish
  • Fall of Reach
First Name: Hunter
Middle Name: [classified]
Last Name: [classified]
Service #: S-115
Unit: UNSC ODST
Primary Military Specialization: Recon and Defense Missions
Enlistment Date: [classified]
Location: Sangheilios
Gender: M
Birthplace: Earth
Birth Date: [classified]

Performance: Hunter at first joined the Marines since he was young, it took him sometime to become one of the best out there. Meanwhile, Hunter's skills with a shooter weapon as well for picking up his own ancient weapon, is incredibly fortunate. His Stealth with recon missions that has been a 95 percent success throughout his missions, even in training missions he volunteers to go alone as well. So we have decided to make him the rank of leader for a squad team, known as the Dragon squadron. Unfortunate, he was never interested in his squadron neither very supportive as well, his squad later were all confirmed KIA in New Mombasa due to some slip space jump inside the city. Leaving for Hunter/S-115 to be as one of the few survivors left on New Mombasa. Present: Hunter decided to climb aboard the UNSC Infinity, to enter a planet known as Sangheilios. Later on, he somehow felt very curious about other known species during and after the war with the Covenant. Captain Lasky offered him to join the Spartan IV's program, however he refused, despite for him to know about our old Spartan II's and III's program, he is still getting used to the fact that he still is concerning to stay with the ODST's which he oddly likes. Somehow, he actually agreed to one thing, to have an AI, to aboard and support Hunter, much like the other spartans except for the fact that he is indeed the first ODST to have an AI in his helmet, odd to say is... he wanted the AI to be a different species for some reason.

Comments: "To be honest, i wasn't sure if i felt regret of my fallen allies to die, just because that i simply ignored them. Yet later on after the slip space jump watching my allie... my friends to die leaping away, from some sort of light i felt... grief, anger against the Covenant. Yet, i couldn't been able to get out of the city alone, turns out. I found a new friend. Well, at first he was an enemy, but when i saw the way that the Brutes betrayed that... well i simply cant tell you what that sort of species was, it wasn't Human, but its... classified. Today, i simply felt sorry for the Sangheili and simply for others that were involved in the covenants path, Except for what they call, their prophets, they are really the ones to blame for this, Not the Sangheili, Not the Unggoy. Yet whats wierd is... ... well... nevermind it's probably best if its classified for my personal interests. This is Hunter a.k.a. S-115 signing off."

Weapons: Any
Favorite Primary: Assault Rifle
Favorite Secondary: Silencer Pistol
Melee: Dual 2x Katanas
Visor color: Cyan
Previous engagements: The Battle for New Mombasa, Africa, The Ark, [classified], [classified]
Current Operation: Defending a Swords of Sangheilios Outpost as well as its known leader Thel Vadam/ The Arbiter

Notable Relations: Doctor Halsey, Captain Lasky, John S-117, Thel Vadam, Agent Locke, Spartan Palmer, Spartan Vale
UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: 5 Years of Active Marine Duty and 7 Years of ODST Recon and Defense Missions
Name yuri vakkerion
Gender M
Service # s-119c
Sparten III recruited into sparten IV
Birthplace classified
Notes
Failed several psychological exams but remains operational enough to keep on the field. Seems to harbor no ill will torwards enemies but no mercy is given to them either. Has mentined wanting to see sanghelios but that remains to be seen.
Current deployment classified
Previous deployments reach, classified, classified, classified, classified, classified, classified. Has proven reliable against insurrectionists, covanent, promethean, and flood forces.
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Name : [REDACTED]Service Number : S-033
Unit : [CLASSIFIED]MOS : Medical Specialist, Engineering Specialist
Enlistment Date : [CLASSIFIED]Location : Last seen // REACH
Gender : M
Birthplace : Carrow
Birth Date : November 8, 2511
Armor : Mjolnir MK: 4, Mjolnir MK: 5
Performance:
S-033 Was an exceptional Medic in combat and had an outstanding knowledge of UNSC technology and experimental weaponry. He was mainly needed for reconnaissance operations, relief missions.
Mission Briefing: [REDACTED] Team leader was killed on a Covenant prison ship. He was captured for a week and tortured, he held off and killed 78 Brutes, an entire Grunt strike force and 37 Jackals. He was killed by the captain of the ship, an unidentifiable Brute Chieftain. A strike force compiling two specialized ODST squads and [REDACTED] Team were on the way to rescue him. When they boarded, S-033 spotted the Brute Chieftain heading for the bridge and chased after him. The brute turned and swung his hammer twice, S-033 dodged both attacks and pulled out his MA37 Assault rifle, he emptied the magazine and pulled out his knife, he stabbed the Chieftain 4 times in the stomach, he dodged another attack by the hammer and leaped into his neck to stab him twice. Once S-033 killed the Chieftain, he headed for the Arena and found his leader dead on the floor, he saw the last of the Covenant and went comms silent for a straight 10 minutes. When the rest of the strike force arrived, they saw him covered in blood of Brutes, Grunts and Jackals, He was sitting on a rock counting how many he killed. The real body count was never counted as the ship was set on a self-destruction timer, the strike force sprinted to their boarding pelicans, leaving [REDACTED] body. Their ship was called back to Reach, he was last seen by ODST's who were evacuated from the planet. They described the moment as "He held them off long enough for the civilians and marines to evacuate."
Choice of Equipment :
MA37 Individual Combat Weapon System (MA37 ICWS)
M319 Individual Grenade Launcher
BR55 Heavy Barrel Service Rifle (BR55HB SR)
Dropshield
Type 25 Directed Energy Rifle
M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade
Bad A** Spartan. I like it even for a medic
Name: Beta Tyson
Service Tag: ODST
Unit: 99th ODST Division - (NOT MILITARY DIVISION)
Primary Military Specialization: Rifleman/Driver
Enlistment Date: 01-11-2526
Location: Mombasa, Earth

Gender: Male
Birthplace: Aldershot, England
Birth date: Classified

Performance:
Sprints with a fully loaded 99D-series 2 AT Sniper Rifle. Patrolling in darkness and assassinating high targets, also can Operate light and heavy vehicles, use of terminals.

Comments: Once a fine marine to a Trooper that became a Spartan for special joint and classified missions, The 99th OSDT Division "Rains Hard In Hell" where ever I'm drop down to, landing on hard targets through their defences to surprise the enemy I'm locked, loaded and ready to make alien Crawl for Mercy. The Division was left scattered from Harvest throughout Earth's Colonies only 10 united back on Earth and were sent on different assignments. I was selected by ONI for the Spartan III's project while the war was over.

Choice of equipment: Grenades, Turrets, Fast Vehicles and any series of Sniper Rifles (UNSC only).

Current Assignment: Weapons, Vehicle inspection onboard the UNSC Infinity and 2nd in Command of Orbital Drops.
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NAME: Dante R. Iannarelli
D.O.B: October, 22nd, 2525 Post Human Covenant War
Location of birth: Arcadia
Current Age: 33
Current Height: 7ft
Eye Color: Hazel green
Hair color: Dark Brown
Preferred armor: Mjolnir Mark VI
Preferred Vehicle: Scorpian, Mantis, Wasp
Current Location: Aboard the UNSC Song of the east Autumn class heavy cruiser
Rank: Master Sergeant
Enlistment Date: 2542
Bio: Joined the UNSC At the age of 10 but it didn't take long for him to move up in the ranks as a result of combat proficiency, showing signs of leadership and other traits. by the age of 17 he was transferred into the ODST division but three years after intense military exercises and battles against the covenant he had qualified for the spartan II mjolnir program where he underwent grueling experiments which had affected him both mentally and physically, however he passed the tests and experiments and succeeded in becoming one of the first Spartan II, he was there for both the fall of reach and the events of halo, howevce was later transferred by ONI with another spartan team which was later wiped out by the covenant during an attack aboard a UNSC frigate in 2552, he managed to survive by escaping in a pelican but the grief that he felt after losing his entire team remained with him untill he found a new team 4 years later after joining up with the UNSC Song of the east
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Name: Gemma Marae
Service #: 72003-91340-GM
Unit: ONI Core Four
Primary Military Specialization: REDACTED
Enlistment Date: (Pre-enlisted January 14th 2552)
Location: REDACTED
Gender: Female
Birthplace: Luna
Birth Date: November 16, 2538
Performance: Excelled in leadership exercises and shows great potential as being a leader. Quick on her feet and an even sharper mind.
Comments: "Gemma was one of my best pupils. Often leading her fellow teammates through physical and mental exercises. She shows compassion for those around her but I have a hard time believing she will be able to send others into harms way. She is well versed in various tactics and strategies but her need to live up to her families legacy can be seen. Besides this I believe she would be a great asset once she gets out into the fleet. Given her pedigree and performance, I could she her in a command of her own shortly."
~Captain Maruc Batali
NOTES:
Choice of equipment: M6H
Some of your Spartans previous engagements: UNKNOWN
Current Operation: Leading her team on various reconnaissance, asset denial and direct action missions.
Notable Relations: Adm. Alex Marae (KIA), Col. James T. Marae, UNSC HIGHCOM. Captain Elizabeth Marae (MIA)
Service Commendations: Graduated Luna OCS as class valedictorian. Marksman medal.
UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: REDACTED
Letters of recommendation from previous commanders: Several members from HIGHCOM and the UEG government have submitted letters on the Lieutenants behalf.
Name: Jacob Olmos

Service #: S-123

Unit: 2nd Division, 3rd Pie Battalion

Primary Military Specialization: Eating all the pies

Enlistment Date: Mind your own damn business

Location: He could tell you but then he'd have to kill himself first and then you.

Gender: Steak and Kidney

Birthplace: Melton Mowbray

Birth Date: Some time ago.

Performance: Distinctly average. Okay, that was optimistic.

Comments: Jacob is a proficient digester of food and has a long history of battling obesity, heart disease, Type-2 diabetes and gout. His team mates often underestimate his ability to reduce a planet's provisions to just a dozen or so rations in a matter of days. In fact, the initial invasion of Arcadia by the Covenant was called off because he'd consumed the Covenant's entire food nipple stockpile prior to the invasion. It took the fleet at least 18 months to recover. By that time the UNSC had reinforced Jacob's stomach lining, and thrown in a platoon of Marines for good measure. Arcadia was invaded a second time when no one was looking.

Several Commanding Officers have spoken highly of Jacob's actions in the early days of the war, before he had encountered the delight that is the 'pork pie'. When not consuming the mess hall's complement of food, Jacob can be found drafting wonderful poetry for his beautiful Russian bride. The poetry also includes the access code to his monthly salary.

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Spartan's choice of equipment: Knife and fork. Occasionally uses a spoon.

Some of your Spartans previous engagements: More than 61 previous engagements in the Mess Hall, including the notorious breakfast battle of 42.

Current Operation: Engaged in efforts to satisfy his own hunger. So nothing new.

Notable Relations: He has a cool uncle. But due to a lack of forethought on my part - stemming from a lack of made up info - I'm not telling you.

*New* Service Commendations: Purple Pie, Three Buckets, gold spoon, Silver spoon, bronze spoon.

*New* UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: Not sure, His memory is frankly quite terrible.

*New* Letters of recommendation from previous commanders: Get this piece of -Yoink- off my boat! - Captain Miranda Keyes.

Inspired by my own ferocious appetite.
Name: Jacob Olmos

Service #: S-123

Unit: 2nd Division, 3rd Pie Battalion

Primary Military Specialization: Eating all the pies

Enlistment Date: Mind your own damn business

Location: He could tell you but then he'd have to kill himself first and then you.

Gender: Steak and Kidney

Birthplace: Melton Mowbray

Birth Date: Some time ago.

Performance: Distinctly average. Okay, that was optimistic.

Comments: Jacob is a proficient digester of food and has a long history of battling obesity, heart disease, Type-2 diabetes and gout. His team mates often underestimate his ability to reduce a planet's provisions to just a dozen or so rations in a matter of days. In fact, the initial invasion of Arcadia by the Covenant was called off because he'd consumed the Covenant's entire food nipple stockpile prior to the invasion. It took the fleet at least 18 months to recover. By that time the UNSC had reinforced Jacob's stomach lining, and thrown in a platoon of Marines for good measure. Arcadia was invaded a second time when no one was looking.

Several Commanding Officers have spoken highly of Jacob's actions in the early days of the war, before he had encountered the delight that is the 'pork pie'. When not consuming the mess hall's complement of food, Jacob can be found drafting wonderful poetry for his beautiful Russian bride. The poetry also includes the access code to his monthly salary.

NOTES:Spartan's choice of equipment: Knife and fork. Occasionally uses a spoon.

Some of your Spartans previous engagements: More than 61 previous engagements in the Mess Hall, including the notorious breakfast battle of 42.

Current Operation: Engaged in efforts to satisfy his own hunger. So nothing new.

Notable Relations: He has a cool uncle. But due to a lack of forethought on my part - stemming from a lack of made up info - I'm not telling you.*New* Service Commendations: Purple Pie, Three Buckets, gold spoon, Silver spoon, bronze spoon.*New* UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: Not sure, His memory is frankly quite terrible.*New* Letters of recommendation from previous commanders: Get this piece of -Yoink- off my boat! - Captain Miranda Keyes.

Inspired by my own ferocious appetite.
Same here, I died when reading this
Name: Jacob Olmos

Service #: S-123

Unit: 2nd Division, 3rd Pie Battalion

Primary Military Specialization: Eating all the pies

Enlistment Date: Mind your own damn business

Location: He could tell you but then he'd have to kill himself first and then you.

Gender: Steak and Kidney

Birthplace: Melton Mowbray

Birth Date: Some time ago.

Performance: Distinctly average. Okay, that was optimistic.

Comments: Jacob is a proficient digester of food and has a long history of battling obesity, heart disease, Type-2 diabetes and gout. His team mates often underestimate his ability to reduce a planet's provisions to just a dozen or so rations in a matter of days. In fact, the initial invasion of Arcadia by the Covenant was called off because he'd consumed the Covenant's entire food nipple stockpile prior to the invasion. It took the fleet at least 18 months to recover. By that time the UNSC had reinforced Jacob's stomach lining, and thrown in a platoon of Marines for good measure. Arcadia was invaded a second time when no one was looking.

Several Commanding Officers have spoken highly of Jacob's actions in the early days of the war, before he had encountered the delight that is the 'pork pie'. When not consuming the mess hall's complement of food, Jacob can be found drafting wonderful poetry for his beautiful Russian bride. The poetry also includes the access code to his monthly salary.

NOTES:Spartan's choice of equipment: Knife and fork. Occasionally uses a spoon.

Some of your Spartans previous engagements: More than 61 previous engagements in the Mess Hall, including the notorious breakfast battle of 42.

Current Operation: Engaged in efforts to satisfy his own hunger. So nothing new.

Notable Relations: He has a cool uncle. But due to a lack of forethought on my part - stemming from a lack of made up info - I'm not telling you.*New* Service Commendations: Purple Pie, Three Buckets, gold spoon, Silver spoon, bronze spoon.*New* UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: Not sure, His memory is frankly quite terrible.*New* Letters of recommendation from previous commanders: Get this piece of -Yoink- off my boat! - Captain Miranda Keyes.

Inspired by my own ferocious appetite.
So pigs can fly... Hahaha! This is seriously hysterical! Lol and prepare to die.

I want a pie now...
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