Tell Us About Your Spartan

Flugel Meister wrote:

Name: Jacob Olmos

Service #: S-123

Unit: 2nd Division, 3rd Pie Battalion

Primary Military Specialization: Eating all the pies

Enlistment Date: Mind your own damn business

Location: He could tell you but then he'd have to kill himself first and then you.

Gender: Steak and Kidney

Birthplace: Melton Mowbray

Birth Date: Some time ago.

Performance: Distinctly average. Okay, that was optimistic.

Comments: Jacob is a proficient digester of food and has a long history of battling obesity, heart disease, Type-2 diabetes and gout. His team mates often underestimate his ability to reduce a planet's provisions to just a dozen or so rations in a matter of days. In fact, the initial invasion of Arcadia by the Covenant was called off because he'd consumed the Covenant's entire food nipple stockpile prior to the invasion. It took the fleet at least 18 months to recover. By that time the UNSC had reinforced Jacob's stomach lining, and thrown in a platoon of Marines for good measure. Arcadia was invaded a second time when no one was looking.

Several Commanding Officers have spoken highly of Jacob's actions in the early days of the war, before he had encountered the delight that is the 'pork pie'. When not consuming the mess hall's complement of food, Jacob can be found drafting wonderful poetry for his beautiful Russian bride. The poetry also includes the access code to his monthly salary.

NOTES:Spartan's choice of equipment: Knife and fork. Occasionally uses a spoon.

Some of your Spartans previous engagements: More than 61 previous engagements in the Mess Hall, including the notorious breakfast battle of 42.

Current Operation: Engaged in efforts to satisfy his own hunger. So nothing new.

Notable Relations: He has a cool uncle. But due to a lack of forethought on my part - stemming from a lack of made up info - I'm not telling you.*New* Service Commendations: Purple Pie, Three Buckets, gold spoon, Silver spoon, bronze spoon.*New* UNSC Tenure/Years of active duty: Not sure, His memory is frankly quite terrible.*New* Letters of recommendation from previous commanders: Get this piece of -Yoink- off my boat! - Captain Miranda Keyes.

Inspired by my own ferocious appetite.

Themoneyguy7 wrote:

I am surprised that this thread isn't more popular.

RUL MonkeyxMoo wrote:

Themoneyguy7 wrote:

I am surprised that this thread isn't more popular.

I'm more surprised that sixteen years later Halo fans are still self-inserting themselves into the universe as Chief clones who survived Reach and are hyper lethal and -Yoink- instead of creating an actual well-written and interesting character. There's absolutely no room for more II's in the universe, all of the ones who survived augmentation have been named. There's barely any room for more III's. People want to make a Spartan? Suck it up and create a IV.

Also this thread is 93 pages long...

x destroya y wrote:

RUL MonkeyxMoo wrote:

Themoneyguy7 wrote:

I am surprised that this thread isn't more popular.

I'm more surprised that sixteen years later Halo fans are still self-inserting themselves into the universe as Chief clones who survived Reach and are hyper lethal and -Yoink- instead of creating an actual well-written and interesting character. There's absolutely no room for more II's in the universe, all of the ones who survived augmentation have been named. There's barely any room for more III's. People want to make a Spartan? Suck it up and create a IV.

Also this thread is 93 pages long...

I don't know If you've heard but those clones of the Chief that made up the entire second, unknown batch of Spartan II's were not known for their creativity. ;)
~LTJG G Marae

Mr Hyde BO29 wrote:

x destroya y wrote:

RUL MonkeyxMoo wrote:

Themoneyguy7 wrote:

I am surprised that this thread isn't more popular.

I'm more surprised that sixteen years later Halo fans are still self-inserting themselves into the universe as Chief clones who survived Reach and are hyper lethal and -Yoink- instead of creating an actual well-written and interesting character. There's absolutely no room for more II's in the universe, all of the ones who survived augmentation have been named. There's barely any room for more III's. People want to make a Spartan? Suck it up and create a IV.

Also this thread is 93 pages long...

I don't know If you've heard but those clones of the Chief that made up the entire second, unknown batch of Spartan II's were not known for their creativity. ;)
~LTJG G Marae

why dont people just use spartan IIIs or spartan IVs. there are plenty of unnamed and living ones of them

x destroya y wrote:

EMPEROR NOVA01 wrote:

Mr Hyde BO29 wrote:

x destroya y wrote:

RUL MonkeyxMoo wrote:

Themoneyguy7 wrote:

I am surprised that this thread isn't more popular.

I'm more surprised that sixteen years later Halo fans are still self-inserting themselves into the universe as Chief clones who survived Reach and are hyper lethal and -Yoink- instead of creating an actual well-written and interesting character. There's absolutely no room for more II's in the universe, all of the ones who survived augmentation have been named. There's barely any room for more III's. People want to make a Spartan? Suck it up and create a IV.

Also this thread is 93 pages long...

I don't know If you've heard but those clones of the Chief that made up the entire second, unknown batch of Spartan II's were not known for their creativity. ;)
~LTJG G Marae

why dont people just use spartan IIIs or spartan IVs. there are plenty of unnamed and living ones of them

Because Spartan-IIIs tend to not be as well known and the -IVs supposedly "aren't real Spartans" and "are just Marines in power armor".

The Spartan II's are the coolest by far. Everyone wants to have a cool character and The Master Chief is more then likely the most popular character. People base there's off of him.

Mr Hyde BO29 wrote:

x destroya y wrote:

EMPEROR NOVA01 wrote:

Mr Hyde BO29 wrote:

x destroya y wrote:

RUL MonkeyxMoo wrote:

Themoneyguy7 wrote:

I am surprised that this thread isn't more popular.

I'm more surprised that sixteen years later Halo fans are still self-inserting themselves into the universe as Chief clones who survived Reach and are hyper lethal and -Yoink- instead of creating an actual well-written and interesting character. There's absolutely no room for more II's in the universe, all of the ones who survived augmentation have been named. There's barely any room for more III's. People want to make a Spartan? Suck it up and create a IV.

Also this thread is 93 pages long...

I don't know If you've heard but those clones of the Chief that made up the entire second, unknown batch of Spartan II's were not known for their creativity. ;)
~LTJG G Marae

why dont people just use spartan IIIs or spartan IVs. there are plenty of unnamed and living ones of them

Because Spartan-IIIs tend to not be as well known and the -IVs supposedly "aren't real Spartans" and "are just Marines in power armor".

The Spartan II's are the coolest by far. Everyone wants to have a cool character and The Master Chief is more then likely the most popular character. People base there's off of him.

I like Spartan IIs and all but there were only 72 of them if I remember correctly, and besides Spartan IIIs aren't all that bad same with spartan IVs