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Imagine youre an UNSC soldier during the war and everthing goes wrong and you get deadly injuried the covenant is approching and theres no way to survive.
But you have an Atomic device and an radio by you,what are your last words towards the approching covenant before you blow up yourself and all covenant forces?
Mine would be:
Do you like sunsets?
The feeling when their warm rays touchs your faces,turns everything in an golden light?
Well todays your lucky day,you get that feeling directly into your face.
Hope you have brought suncream.
I'd wait till they approach me and say.

Send me out with a bang.

Edit: had a better one
Quote:
Oh wait I have a way better one!

I'd speak in Sangheili and say:

Aue riok krowq krakoomqwo?
Whoever tells me what I said gets a cookie. Made just like momma Ruthless makes them, lol... and no looking up the dictionary! your supposed to take a guess.

Second edit a few hours later:

Y'know what? Whoever guesses it gets to do whatever with me...
Mine would be

"Merry Christmas!"

"This train has No breaks!"

"Take your medicine you sick -yoinks-!"

"See you in hell!"
Mine should be For the covenant shoot I mean.then the nuke explodes
"I have a surprise for you, methane breath!"
"Eat my shorts"
"Bite me"
"Deal with it"
One picture
It says everything

Really everything!
"Damn...and I was two days from retirement" *click*
"I still have a better KD than you..."
Got another.
*Throws tin can in front of an elite*
Pick it up or die.
Oh you will die anyway.
Or:
Tell your men to smile noone likes crying shadows.
(See Hiroshima shadows for an explanation,Bruhh)
"I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR WALLET! 'CAUSE THE RENT IN HELL GETS PAID IN ADVANCE!"

"Oops. I may have left the cake in too long." (*exploding noises*)

"Do you ever wonder why we're here? Here's your answer."

"I've got the touch
I've got the power
YEAH!"
(*nuke explodes*)
Harambe I'm coming to join you Bud.
I Zinger I wrote:
Harambe I'm coming to join you Bud.
I was waiting for it.
"Boom, baby."
"Kaboom."

"Ding."

"This is gonna look good on my resume."

"I love a good undermining."

"This is gonna hurt."

"So much for a natural burial."

"I left some money under the-"

"You guys might wanna step ba-"

"If anyone's gonna vaporize me, it's gonna be me."

"Fire it up."

"WORT WORT WORT."

That last one would be mocking any Sangheili in the crowd.
Thats the diffrence between us,I will survive this,become a hero and you?Nothing more then dust.
"Kaboom."

"Ding."

"This is gonna look good on my resume."

"I love a good undermining."

"This is gonna hurt."

"So much for a natural burial."

"I left some money under the-"

"You guys might wanna step ba-"

"If anyone's gonna vaporize me, it's gonna be me."

"Fire it up."

"WORT WORT WORT."

That last one would be mocking any Sangheili in the crowd.
These are pretty funny. I'd personally say "Wort this, you alien sons of -Yoinks!-." or "WORT WORT mother-Yoinker-" to mock Sangheili.
"Kaboom."

"Ding."

"This is gonna look good on my resume."

"I love a good undermining."

"This is gonna hurt."

"So much for a natural burial."

"I left some money under the-"

"You guys might wanna step ba-"

"If anyone's gonna vaporize me, it's gonna be me."

"Fire it up."

"WORT WORT WORT."

That last one would be mocking any Sangheili in the crowd.
These are pretty funny. I'd personally say "Wort this, you alien sons of -Yoinks!-." or "WORT WORT -Yoink-" to mock Sangheili.
Then that means I've achieved my goal for this post! Thanks, by the way! Also, "Wort this" is an awesome phrase.
I had a bad feeling about morning food nipple!
"I'm going to ki--wait which one is the button oh there I fou-" *EXPLOSION*
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