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OP haloelite001

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What would you do if the covenant invaded your planet?
What would you do if the covenant invaded your planet?
I would fly away to another planet
Join them :]
Fight them!
Praise them as gods...........
I'd probably be one of the invaders
Praise them as gods...........
*Looks at Thel, takes a completely nonchalant step away*
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But I'd probably be one of the dead people.
Cry
Grab my guns and do what I've been training to do for years....

Pwn.
Call John of course 😃😃
I'd die. Hardcore. Because, you know, they're a theocratic hegemony made up of eight alien races all vastly more advanced than we are now.
Join the fight.
id start training on how to kill them on halo 2 LASO in my basement. then id run out yellin ALLU ACKBAR!!! then id get blown up. the end
Teach the grunts how to play basketball.
Cuddle them
Scarab gun FTW!!

(read the next part in a low, slow mo voice)

UNLIMITED... AMMO!!!
Challenge all of the Covenant to a mass dance off to take over the prophets' positions.
Ask if could borrow a Corvette...
use a nuclear bomb
Either boil to death, explode, become atomized, eaten alive or escape. More likely the first four.
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