What should they name it? Obviously, going from Xbox 360 to Xbox One, they can't count (jk), so what should the name be?
XBOX LIES LIES LIES!!!
* at least the description would be accurate.
We'd have weekly updates that -Yoink- up the previous weeks downloads, a dashboard that you can shout instructions at (that ignores you completely), 100 FPS playback for all those dull exclusives and a pointless backwards compatible feature that will only work with single disc games bough on a Tuesday in May when the moon was in full ascension.
Oh, and a personal Skype address for Major -Yoinking!- Elbow, or whatever his name is... so he can irritate you with his falsetto -Yoink- news delivery any time you don't like.
I'll put down my deposit now. Can't wait.