Bio


Halo fan since 2004

Spartan Company


Krusty Crew

Krusty Crew

People Order Our Patties

Leader

2 Members

Est. 1/6/2019

Welcome aboard. If you're reading this bio, then let me be the first to say 'congratulations'! You've recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant. And this is your first official day of training.

You are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn't get that way overnight, because the store closes at 6. No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man's hard work, perseverance, vision, determination, and sweat. But mostly, his sweat.

From humble beginnings
You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc., has always been the financial wizard he is today. And you're right! After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home, and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born. Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right? Ha ha, WRONG!

The Krusty Krab today
To keep up with today's demanding customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in fast-food technology. All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn't it? Well, luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check. But if modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab, then employees are the liver and gall bladder. Let's see if you've got what it takes. Hmmm... poised, confident, and a smile that says, 'Hello world! May I take your order?' You’ve got the makings of a good employee! But for every good employee, there's one who is not so good. Let’s see... inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. Look carefully at the 'I Really Wish I Weren't Here Right Now!' button. There's a name for employees like this, but we'll call him Squidward.

Personal Hygiene
Every employee at the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict set of personal hygiene guidelines. Okay, are you ready to prepare for your shift? A good employee always scrubs his hand thoroughly. Be sure to get under those fingernails. And don't forget about the knuckles. And make sure those palms are squeaky clean. Alright, let's see those hands. Now that's thorough! After making sure your feet are polished, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils, and your hair is neat and tidy, you are ready to start the day. Now let's see how Squidward prepares for his shift... remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward!

Your Work Station
It’s important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. To make the vision in your head a reality, you'll need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his supplies well organized. Very nice, not a pickle out of place. Now let's see how Squidward keeps his work station...

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