FOR OUR WAIFUS
Fortnite Battle Royalle? Heh. As a professional video game connoisseur, fortnite is an unsubstantial brown and bloom pew pew cash grab where every game released is nothing more than a rehash made for wetback dudebro swagfag Chad jocks who yell racial and homophobic slurs. People who play Fortnite aren't gamers, and fortnite does not carry any characteristics to be considered a real game.
I will give you a word of advice - play real games that the mainstream masses of the people have never heard of. Play TF2 to hone your gunslinging skills. Play Doki Doki Literature Club to work out your right arm so you can sock any Chad in the face with zero percussions. Play Hyperdimension Neptunia and Senran Kagura so you will understand how females work, so you can learn to avoid the friend zone and marry members of the female species and reproduce little gamers who will also rise up.
You should be thankful of my pacifistic ways, that I am generous enough to let you live and give you a chance to turn to our lifestyle. Choose your destiny, my dearest Chad. Choose very wisely. The wrong decision may lead to a critical fatality. Heh.