GET SOME! GET SOME!
A group of A-Holes who've been playing halo since you was suckin on yo mama's teet at lalapalooza. A company that firmly believes in smack talking to each other because were never there to back each other up, and more worried about grenades from our own team then we are from the enemy(seriously, don't give us grenades. We don't use them as instructed). Mainly competitive with each other, SO DON'T COME IN LAST PLACE. The only casual play allowed is with that one girl who peeked in high school. We never share any toys on the battlefield, so feel free to grab that invisibility and jump in the ghost, while picking up the rockets along the way. Your goal is to win the unofficial medal of "Power up Princess", at the end of each game. If you do not, and you go negative in K/D, then its o.k. to use that as an excuse. We expect you to be an expert in all categories, including driving warthogs. Nothing sucks more than being the gunner on the back and your driver hits a pebble in the road and flips the vehicle, right in front of the enemy, were you die and not get a single kill. And make sure your controls are not inverted when driving your teammates to go plant the bomb(Wink,Wink). We play reckless, with no strategy what so ever, and in the end all the other team will say is, "What a bunch of Cowboys". Despite ALL of that, we don't quit, just because were down 1-0 in a flag match. Even though we do our best to make you RAGE QUIT. But don't be lame kids, man up! However…….if you were to get booted from the game, then thats different. A call was made from HQ, that "Operation BANANARAMA" is in effect.
P.S. For the opposing teams that play us, don't bother trying to teabag, we do that to each other more times than you can count. HOW MANY YEARS BRIAN? F****N BRIAN!!!