Who's Your Daddy?
Welcome to the Spartan Company page for one of the hottest clans in Halo 5 Guardians, Daddy Daycare. Since our inception in early 2015 during the era of Halo MCC, we have been diligent at becoming a noticed clan within the common circles of Halo 5. We are fully endorsed by the original cast and crew of the 2003 hit movie of the same name, and we even have a special message to all possible or current clan members interested in joining from the one and only Eddie Murphy:
"Hey guys, its me, Eddie Murphy. I am writing this message while I am in the process of filming Beverly Hills Cop 4. I am excited to see such a following on my kids movie from so many years ago, and I send this message as a congratulation of being accepted into this prestigious congregation. I hope to see all of your creative names line the 'Daddy Daycare Hall of Fame' one day, and if you would like to know my name then I'll tell you. My Daddy Daycare name is 'Beef Bayonet' on account of my rather large member. Well good luck to all you initiates on your future endeavors, and remember this, the best clans are clans that can't take themselves seriously. S
Speak to you soon,
Eddie Murphy (Beef Bayonet)
Daddy Daycare Veteran"
Well its great to hear that Eddie is proud of all of us and hopes to see us succeed, but now its time to run through some of the rules of the clan which are few in number. First of all you must create a name for yourself. This name needs to be unique and funny. It doesn't necessarily have to relate to you directly but it does have to be inappropriate, or it must be an inside joke within your circle of friends. Also, your name can be an acronym for a longer series of words and we will refer to you as that. Please let me know your clan name with a message on Waypoint, and make sure you choose wisely because once you choose your name its set in stone. Finally there will be a ranking system based on completed goals of kills and levels in playlists. These goals will be made public later.
Thank you so much for considering Daddy Daycare as a suitable place for you to call you own Spartan Company. I hope to see our members grow in this laid back and non-intensive clan of ours. In conclusion, take this thought into account when you go to bed tonight, when the going gets tough and you find yourself between a rock and a hard place ask the people in your way this, "Who's Your Daddy?"
Hoping to see new Daycare members,
Andrew Hutchison (ADC)
Founder and Leader of Daddy Daycare