Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth
. But, we stumbled onto somethin'
they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--Yoink- machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?
All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day. We are the Stumpnubbers.
If you are in the mood for competition, we have Onyx caliber players that are always looking to team. Hop on in the forums and start up a conversation and organize some teams. With WZ, Arena, and the campaign, there is plenty Halo to get into. This is a game and we understand real life stuff happens! We just ask that you jerk off mic.Primary requirements
- Act like your goose is cooked
- Be active on Halo 5 (discretionary), currently looking for WZ focused players (not FF)
- Prefer older cats but any age will do(as long as your cool)
- Must appreciate fine art
- Mics are needed to communicate
- Friendly or not
- Can only use one hand while playing
- Speak/comprehend English
- Not cry while wacthing Infinity War
- No shirts, no shoes, don't care
- The waether outside is weather
- Be the most popular tourist attraction
Here are a few things that you can look forward to here with us:
- Help completing the Achilles set
- You can pet my pig Mr.Chris Pea Bacon
- Co-op completions (Normal to Legendary)
- Warzone teams
- Barbeque night
- A high five and the biggest hug you have ever seen
- Req pack if this is your first Spartan Company and company packs from unlocks.
- Custom games
- Active players
- MMC players
- Always looking for leaders to run games
If you have any other questions, comments or wish to get an invite just message us.