For all you other fledgling dads out there misfortunate enough to stand in our way, prepare for October 27th. Our penny-loafers will be stained red with your blood (with a slight tinge of amber from the scotch). THD's pure leather strips of size 36-42 belts will crack throughout the arena. We will instill fear and occasional lower back pain with our incredible ability to miss with all 108 rounds in the Battle Rifle. Be on your guard, Spartans.