The Forewalkers

The Forewalkers

"We'd run, but running is hard."





Spartan Company Bio

What in the sam hell did you just say about the corps? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan IV Training Progr, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire United Nations Space Command. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -Yoink- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my -Yoinking!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -Yoink- to me over Battlenet? Think again, -Yoink-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI agents across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -Yoinking!- dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable -Yoink- out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaws, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you -Yoink- split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're -Yoinking!- dead, hinge-head.

Memes and stuff, amirite?

Favorite Games

  • Halo: The Master Chief CollectionHalo: The Master Chief Collection
  • Halo 5: GuardiansHalo 5: Guardians
  • Halo: ReachHalo: Reach