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The palmiest of all the Palmers.

I have the uncanny distinction of being able to miss with a shotgun at point blank range

Since I'm so terrible at shooting games you'll probably see me in Warzone Firefight (because working together is always better) and occasionally I write fan fiction or do fan art (none of it any good). Also, as a warning, I totally ship John and Cortana.

Halo 4 is my favorite.

P.S. I've started playing on a different profile on Xbox. So if I don't accept any invites, that's why. I'm sorry.

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