Interesting theory, Rhas. That was a delight to read.

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Biographical Information
Name: Gar 'Chaurai
Species: Sangheili
Gender: Male
Age: 56
Height: 8'11
Weight: 355 lbs
Birth Place: Bothaes, Sanghelios
Affiliations: Covenant Empire (Formally), Ascetics, Swords of Sanghelios
Soldier Type: Commander
Rank: Shipmaster
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