The Moa gives life banging gfs
The Moa Of Life creates all the world's life by banging your girlfriend.
The Moa Of Life is a very special breed of Moa, If you didn't know already, the Moa of life is essential to all life in the universe, and thus is neutral in all conflicts. The Moa Of Life live from obtaining sperm or various things, taking the one that will make the best person, put it in his male... anatomy..., and bang your gf or wife. Then the Moa Of Life absorbs all the nutrients from the rest of the the male's load. If you want to stop new life in the universe from coming, you can use the Moa Of Life as a form of birth control.
Step one is to do your business with her, but when the Moa Of Life comes, you can stop the birth by simply killing it.
The discovery that the Moa Of Life is the reason for sperm working how it's supposed to has also lead to a cure for cancer, as well as a very tastey burger. The secret ingredient of this burger is the Moa Of Life -Yoink- that the Moa made itself. The Moa Of Life has 1 google stem cells in each load, and if you get it to -Yoink- on your bigmac, you can sell it to doctors for 5000 times the price as the load will actually cure the cancer of anyone who eats it.
It's not entirely understand, but the moa or life seems to use cells from the Gúta to acticvate sperm. More information about the Gúta here http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/G%C3%BAta
To learn more about Moa, not just the Moa Of Life, but all breeds, come to this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwpaoKxsKiE&index=8&list=PL869C554D71199084