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I need a pun.

Spartan Company


Noblest Team

Noblest Team

We are the Desperate Measure.

Lieutenant

95 Members

Est. 10/19/2015

Rip new company.
Are you a moderately incompetent Halo player? Are you tired of all these edgy and productive companies? Well, this is the right place for you, since no matter how incompetent you are, surely you'll be more effective and strategic than our namesake, even if that strategy is increasing the enemies' body count.
Or if you're good, that's fine too. If you haven't noticed, we don't do much around here.

Dank Halo Meme Board (Growing at every moment of convenience)
1.) Spartans never die, they respawn at the last checkpoint.
2.) Locke's greatest enemy
3.) ONI did it.
4.) You ask, you die.
5.) Your job isn't to jump feet first into hell, it's to make sure it's crowded when you get there.
6.) The Chaster Mief has been declared absent without leave.
7.) I need a pun.
8.) To give the Covenant back their plot device.
9.) Because I'm MASTER CHIEF.
10.) Glue Team has gone AWOL.
11.) Choirteam Osiris, your orders are to retrieve the halo theme and bring her back to the infinity.
12.) #Hunttheunggoy
13.) Brutes deserve rights too.
14.) Wort, Wort.
15.) Food nipples are scarce.
16.) Hunt the hunty Huntington.
17.) Sample text.
18.) I thought you would be baller.
19.) No mics, ever.
20.) Remember Breach.
21.) Bad planets have glassed records.
22.) I am a Black Box.
23.) The unthinkable has happened... I've fallen off the leaderboards in Unggoy Farmer.
24.) We blamed that green demon guy for a lot of things. He was the best! You could shoot him and shoot him and he wouldn't fall down.
25.) Die to respawn another day.
26.) Aren't these guys so much cooler than our namesake?
27.) Today is good day for Grif to die!
28.) Donut, run around and scream like a girl. Grif, commence operation meatshield. Simmons, kiss @$$ at will.
29.) The entirety of Noble 6's character development: Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
30.) #Unggoylivesmatter

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