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TOP SECRET REDACTED INFORMATIONONI.SEC.PRTCL.1A, Official Secrets Act, Article 428-A
I write today in response to your Committee's request for more information about our program.
The personnel of Dark Justice Incorporated consists of the best pizza delivery men this side of the Milky Way. We will do whatever it takes to deliver pizzas to our customer's hands! However, you and I both know that this is but a front for some of our more experimental programs and top-secret operations.
We are jokesters, brothers, leaders, teammates, builders, destroyers, and much more. As individuals we get the job done. Together... We make the worlds most randomly efficient team; No ARMY this world has seen. We do impossible comebacks daily. It's kind of our specialty.
New recuits and people looking to join the company.
New recuits are required to play 10 games of swat after they are conscripted into our ranks.
this helps a lot. And I recommend playing swat in your free time.
COMPANY AWOL POLICY
Our goals were hampered by a plague of AWOL spartan's that were out of communication and assumed KIA.
These AWOL Spartans have since been purged from our rosters.
Our fail-safes are simple but fool-proof. A dead or dying agent's emergency beacon automatically notifies our Recovery Teams. We will be on the scene immediately to assess the situation and, if deemed necessary, secure all the UNSC property before sanitizing the area.
Rouge agents have been terminated in the past due to some extreme circumstances we could not control, nor foresee. Regrettably, we had to cut them loose.
If agents are out of contact and assumed AWOL or KIA command will remotely trigger A Fail-Safe Detonation of the fusion reactor onboard
The Spartans Mjolnir Powered Assault Armor. Once activated, a fifteen-second countdown timer starts. Once it hits zero, the suit's fusion reactor overloads and burns everything in its path in a ten-meter radius with a follow-up explosion to finish anything alive.
Activity log, Remaining Goals.Achilles armor obtained 09/09/16,20/31 commendations completed for the helmet.89% of the way done.
all remaining commendations are at lvl 5 and are atleast halfway, we need troops to finish the fight.
PERSONAL LOG:Project Orion: 2 Company Commanders Established 2015. SPARTAN-II Program: 17 Active Spartans Conscripted 2016.SPARTAN-III Program: 3 Active Spartans Conscripted 2017.SPARTAN-IV program: 46 Active Spartans Conscripted 2018-2019.
Office of Naval Intelligence Section Two Directive 930
To maintain morale among the forces of Dark Justice, any Spartan casualties are to be listed as Missing In Action
(MIA) or Wounded In Action
(WIA), but never as Killed In Action (KIA). Below is a list we believe to Be accurate. Actually KIA numbers are rumored to Be in the thousands but at this time we can only confirm the existence of a hundred Spartans killed in the line of duty.MIA:66RET:9KIA:0WIA:27Section 8 discharge:108
Company Leadership:DIRECTOR OF DARK JUSTICE INCORPORATED:Darkshadowkg121COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE SPARTANS (CINCSPAR) odst501stmemberCQB SPECIALIST SPARTAN LIEUTENANT:Whata CorsiWEAPONS SPECIALIST SPARTAN LIEUTENANT:GuardedDeath410RECONNAISSANCE EXPERT SPARTAN LIEUTENANT:MADOG HEP85MILITARY POLICE LIEUTENANT:Super Sonic5556